Author: Cake Licker

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If the cake got you excited, wait until you see where she put all the candles.

Author: Walker Texas Ranger

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Stay classy, America! Happy fourth of July!

Author: Pyromericans

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Nothing celebrates freedom like explosives and malt liquor. Happy Fourth of July!

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Dramatic Bear and Dramatic Prairie Dog are proud of their sexuality. Share their pride with this dramatically awesome ecard.

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Dramatic Bear Has a Pride and you better motherfucking share it. Don't make him sic Dramatic Prairie Dog on your leather-chapless ass.

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Author: Sniper Rifle

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Is something a total fucking mess and it's kind of your fault? Take responsibility by sending your sincerest apologies.

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Author: State Fair Pickle Mom

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This mother's day, thank your mom for all those years of lovingly prepared vegetables.

Author: Hello Nurse

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May 6 to May 12: Nurses Week,
Tell the person who nurses your crotch just how much you appreciate them. Or, you know, send this to a real nurse with a picture of your junk and hope they take the hint.

Author: Walker Texas Ranger

Description
Stay classy, America! Happy fourth of July!

Author: Pyromericans

Description
Nothing celebrates freedom like explosives and malt liquor. Happy Fourth of July!

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Author: Cat-Man

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Author: State Fair Pickle Mom

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This mother's day, thank your mom for all those years of lovingly prepared vegetables.

Mother's Day Ecards

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Author: Walker Texas Ranger

Description
Stay classy, America! Happy fourth of July!

Author: Pyromericans

Description
Nothing celebrates freedom like explosives and malt liquor. Happy Fourth of July!

Independence Day - 4th of July

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Author: Pubic Area 51

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Being straight is exactly like fucking some freaky hot alien life form. Straight pride represent!

Author: The Colonel

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There is no shame in fucking food. Well, besides the obvious shame. But once you get past that, it's aaaaaaall gravy.

Author: Dramatic Bear

Description
Dramatic Bear and Dramatic Prairie Dog are proud of their sexuality. Share their pride with this dramatically awesome ecard.

Author: Dramatic Bear

Description
Dramatic Bear Has a Pride and you better motherfucking share it. Don't make him sic Dramatic Prairie Dog on your leather-chapless ass.

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Author: Cake Licker

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If the cake got you excited, wait until you see where she put all the candles.

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Author: Big Poppa Smurf

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Once you go Smurf, you never go back. Word.

Author: The Boobie Watcher

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*ahem* Mah eyez r up heer.

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