Missing Penis Report

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Naked wizard before he gets tased

Sir, I understand you'd like to file a missing penis report?   *Don't tase me, bro!*

You can see the full clip of Naked Wizard Tased by Reality at Vimeo.com. 

While the crowd in the video screams about the cruelty of using a taser on the Naked Wizard, we here at I Can Has Free Porn only want to know one thing: What in the world happened to this man's cock?  Has he thrown the pantsnake out with the pants?  

Alternate Caption:  Look sir, you just don't have the kind of package that you want to be waving around like that.  We're going to take you in for your own good now. 

 



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Missing Penis Report
Saturday, 25 April 2009

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avatar Captain Caption
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Maybe he has a detachable penis like King Missle?
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Alternate Alternate Caption: INVISBL PENIZ
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avatar EvilWenchy
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That's just... wow.... :D
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avatar chingching
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His cock is probably just hiding up inside his junk because it's embarrassed to be seen with him in public.
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avatar Rex
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Literally micropenis. LOOK IT UP.
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Micropenis is too technical for mah taste. I prefer teenieweenie.
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